About

I come from the ridiculously weathered land of Singapore. I consider myself technically still twelve, although I’m growing stinkingly closer to thirteen every single bloody second.

I can give a top-down description of what I look like – I have brown eyes and hair, both the colour of teak wood. My head is unnaturally large and was 9.9 cm at birth, which caused a need for a vacuum to come in. I have high cheekbones, a few pimples here and there, a fairly average-size nose and thick lips. My eyes are fairly large (although I’ve seen larger) and my glasses make me look uncommonly nerdy. My face is very flexible, and can twist into any sort of expression I like, and even though it’s not chubby it can be pinched very far outwards. I stand at a towering 1.70m, and am fairly slender and slightly tanned. My fingernails grow at an amazing speed and I can have each white part being at least 3cm in two weeks. I have comparatively thin skin, am unticklish, able to withstand a bit more pain than my friends, who can’t seem to stand even a light elbowing on the knee.

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